Steff: *curls up on bed with good book and small chocolatey snackage.*

Cantankerous Drummer Husband: *enters room in a stealthly manner, akin to a ninja after a very full meal, and proceeds to blow raspberries on Steff’s stomach.*

S: *flailing around in a most uncouth manner*. ”Arrrrgh, why would you DO that?”

CDH: “It’s wuv!” *Continues raspberring*

S: *squirms away from cruel and heartless CDH. In the process kicks her legs out and kicks husband in testicles*

CDH: *falls on floor* “That’s not wuv!”

S: “YOU”RE NOT WUV!”